When I started writing this blog, I had no idea how I would categorize my posts. The usual movies, music, rant, travel taxonomy just did not appeal to me for one reason - it made sense. There was way too much cold logic in that for my taste. I prefer logic served with hot chocolate fudge and sprinkled with dried cannabis leaves for good effect. So I decided to use Chennai Tamil terms.
Then something even stranger happened. Readers. People who were actually willing to spend time reading my blog and actually leaving comments on my posts. I look at some of the comments, and I realize that there is far more humour and wisdom in them than in my posts. Here is a very small sampler of some of the creative brilliance I get in the comments section.
- Contemporary Tamil Linguistics - by Vasooo
- Hyderabaadi Lingo - by Thoppai Mama
- Carnatic Transliterations - by Munimma, Poet Laureate
- Limericks - by Rambodoc, a wickedly funny surgical knife wielder
- Iyeresque Speculations on the Bard - by Bikerdude, Pisth Polyglot from Pangalore
So my silly experiment in absurd post categorization continued and the terms started to multiply at a rate slightly faster than a standard Chennai auto meter.
Thus, this glossary
Jalsa
It all started with this word. A noun that suggests all manner of naughty, risque things, but to me, being the hopeless non-conformist I am, I mostly use the word as an adjective to describe activities that not so much cause jaws to be dropped as eyebrows to be raised with a look of slight bemusement.
Example of non-jalsa activity - playing the guitar.
Example of Jalsa activity - wearing banian/lungi and playing Iron Maiden’s Fear of the Dark riff.
Posts categorized as jalsa will tend to refer to such activities
Jilpa
Showing Jilpa refers to talking a lot about stuff one has no clue about. For example, 10 years ago, a particularly orthodox relative of mine (unfortunately elderly to boot) visited us and I did the customary namaskaram (near feet fallings, blessings gettings) exercise so that he would pass on the essence of his good experiences to me. The theory is irrational, but it’s also good exercise. I usually use it as an excuse to do a pushup.
As I was about to finish and get back to playing Grand Theft Auto, he held me back and asked me to recite the Abhivaadaye. To the uninitiated, that is a formal introduction composed in Sanskrit taught to a boy when they put a thread on him. It generally goes - “I salute thee, I, from Sage Bhargava’s school, learning the Yajur Veda, chapter 4, named Ashok sharma….”.
In short, I had to introduce myself as a Veda learning, gurukul imprisoned, model citizen circa 1300 BC when really speaking, I was a heavy metal loving, engineering college bunking, average student circa 1997. Why, I asked? Tradition, he said. I told him that I do not want to introduce myself as somebody I was not. I promised to do some research, and create my own Abhivaadaye based on reality and get back to him.
I came up with “Abhivaadaye, Delhi Vishwavidhyaye, Anutantra Abhiyanthrike, Krishnan evam Rajeswari puthre, Bhaara Loha Sangeetha rasike, Aham, Ashok, asmi Bhoho”
Panini did not just turn in his grave. He woke up as a zombie and sent a Terminator-2000 into the future to eliminate me. It was wrong grammar in an unholy union with poor vocabulary to produce a sentence that could cause an entire language’s downfall.
That, on the other hand, was a good example of “showing jilpa”. Posts categorized as jilpa will tend to involve convoluted stories around simple things.
Matter
Nothing expresses “What is the problem dude? Is anything wrong? Can I help?” in fewer words than the Chennai Tamil “Enna Matter?”
Posts categorized as matter will tend to vaguely and approximately refer to real life or serious stuff. No guarantees though
deathbypowerpoint
Anything related to work, boredom and other soul sapping activities will be categorized as deathbypowerpoint.
Ooru Sutthal
Translation - Places Roamings. In short - Travelogues
Sappaadu
Translation - Food. Although in TN, Sappaadu refers to any kind of food as long as it involves rice. Everything else is “Tiffen”.
Totoro
Being a hot blooded, Aries alpha (ok. gamma perhaps) male, I cannot use the word “cute” without suffering from an aneurysm. So I use “Totoro” instead. Those who know Miyazaki will understand me. Those who don’t, see this

That is a Totoro. Posts requiring me to use the 4-letter “c” word will use this category instead.
Pattinam
Pattinam is an archaic word for Chennai. It comes from a contraction of Chennappanaickapattinam, which apparently once caused East company officials to suffer from mouth paralysis trying to say it. All posts related to my home town will be categorized as Pattinam
Gilma
Strange stuff. Irrational stuff. Like Himesh, Shiv Sena and Soap serials.







12 responses so far ↓
Glossary « Doing Jalsa and Showing Jilpa // July 27, 2007 at 5:37 pm
[...] Glossary ← Hyderabaadu, nenu vasthaanu..rape ooh [...]
ranjit j // July 28, 2007 at 9:44 pm
finally a page i can direct the next person who asks me why my vocabulary has become extra colorful…
Voracious Blog Reader // July 29, 2007 at 10:22 am
Lol.
Wonderful ! Am in splits.
You have the knack to make others laugh. A great plus.
Voracious Blog Reader
krishashok // July 29, 2007 at 11:07 am
Ranjit and Voracious Blog reader,
Thank you
sowmya // August 6, 2007 at 5:48 am
Very good explanation about jalsa and jilpa ..it made me to give a biggg smile in my face
krishashok // August 6, 2007 at 7:50 am
Sowmya,
Thank you
Goyal // August 8, 2007 at 8:58 am
Death by powerpoint - couldn’t have had a better category!! Rock on.
krishashok // August 8, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Goyal,
Thank you
The Jilpa Guide to organizing a World Food Festival « Doing Jalsa and Showing Jilpa // August 16, 2007 at 4:44 pm
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Temple Matters « Doing Jalsa and Showing Jilpa // October 3, 2007 at 5:44 pm
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kalyani // February 29, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Well, now I know what jalsa, jilpa and gilma mean or stand for.
vaathiyaare, nanri.
babukuriakose // March 7, 2008 at 5:20 pm
More Gilma at
http://www.gilmagroup.com/
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